good wishes for the fall
13 September 2004
Mr. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20500
Dear W,
I feel lax in not writing sooner to congratulate you on your glorious victory in Iraq last year. Who would have guessed that you would have achieved your mission so quickly? Peace and democracy must be a wonderful thing for the people of Iraq. I am sure that they will shower the US troops with flowers as soon as they are able to dodge the bullets, land mines, mortars, missiles and car bombs to grow some. Your new best friend, John McCain, is predicting that it will be a quick 10 to 20 years before we can withdraw our troops. I have no doubt the time will fly for those in the National Guard who will be there for the duration.
I think that your election campaign is a pure stoke of genius for several reasons. No, I don’t mean your assumed air of the common un-educated redneck. Sure it is a great act that a multi-millionaire with degrees from Yale and Harvard can speak like a buffoon and the press never questions whether it might be a cynical act to sell a candidacy, but you did that in 2000. The true genius of your 2004 campaign is how you are laying the groundwork for the future with these two campaign themes:
1. “We must not change leaders in mid-stream”. Apparently the war in Iraq is planned to last another decade (see above) so we clearly need to keep you in office for another 2-3 terms. Wait, the “War on Terrorism” is planned to continue forever (see Orwell), so we actually need to keep you in office for life. I am going to get on the phone with my legislators to start the constitutional re-write ASAP.
2. A Strong Leader who Never Waivers, never changes course, always makes bold clear choices, never has self-doubts, never questions his own decisions and has god on his side. How can one not want a leader like that? History shows us that leaders with this leadership style have written history: Ivan the Terrible, Attila the Hun, Hendrik Verwoerd, B.J. Vorster, Papa and Baby Doc, a couple of mid 20th Century people in Europe, etc. Not one of these men could ever be accused of being weak. I am so glad that you have molded yourself into a leader who can be clearly understood by all the people of the planet.
I don’t want to take up too much of your valuable time, just wanted to wish you well for the fall.
Nic
Mr. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20500
Dear W,
I feel lax in not writing sooner to congratulate you on your glorious victory in Iraq last year. Who would have guessed that you would have achieved your mission so quickly? Peace and democracy must be a wonderful thing for the people of Iraq. I am sure that they will shower the US troops with flowers as soon as they are able to dodge the bullets, land mines, mortars, missiles and car bombs to grow some. Your new best friend, John McCain, is predicting that it will be a quick 10 to 20 years before we can withdraw our troops. I have no doubt the time will fly for those in the National Guard who will be there for the duration.
I think that your election campaign is a pure stoke of genius for several reasons. No, I don’t mean your assumed air of the common un-educated redneck. Sure it is a great act that a multi-millionaire with degrees from Yale and Harvard can speak like a buffoon and the press never questions whether it might be a cynical act to sell a candidacy, but you did that in 2000. The true genius of your 2004 campaign is how you are laying the groundwork for the future with these two campaign themes:
1. “We must not change leaders in mid-stream”. Apparently the war in Iraq is planned to last another decade (see above) so we clearly need to keep you in office for another 2-3 terms. Wait, the “War on Terrorism” is planned to continue forever (see Orwell), so we actually need to keep you in office for life. I am going to get on the phone with my legislators to start the constitutional re-write ASAP.
2. A Strong Leader who Never Waivers, never changes course, always makes bold clear choices, never has self-doubts, never questions his own decisions and has god on his side. How can one not want a leader like that? History shows us that leaders with this leadership style have written history: Ivan the Terrible, Attila the Hun, Hendrik Verwoerd, B.J. Vorster, Papa and Baby Doc, a couple of mid 20th Century people in Europe, etc. Not one of these men could ever be accused of being weak. I am so glad that you have molded yourself into a leader who can be clearly understood by all the people of the planet.
I don’t want to take up too much of your valuable time, just wanted to wish you well for the fall.
Nic
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