somewhat newer note to the mugwump at 1600 pennsylvania ave
March 24, 2004
George W. BushThe White House1600 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington DC 20500
Mr. Bush:
Re: The WAR ON TERROR Inc.:
I know that you are a busy man, being a proud war president and having to go to all those fundraisers and photo ops, but if you would take a moment I think that there is one aspect of the WAR ON TERROR Inc. that is not getting enough attention. History has shown that ignoring terrorists only makes them bolder and allows them to act more audaciously. I know that you admire Israel and their effective approach in dealing with terrorism, so in that light I am proposing a WAR ON TERROR Inc. campaign for 2004 that focuses on the Fatherland.
Domestic Terrorist Groups Currently Ignored:
Your administration has identified two domestic terrorist groups that so far seem to have been ignored in your WAR ON TERROR Inc.
Teachers' Unions: Your Secretary of Education Rod Paige has said that teachers unions are terrorist organizations.
Anti Bush/Cheney Protestors: The secret service has determined that any citizen who protests against you or your policies is a potential terrorist and cannot stand within view of your motorcade or any location where you will be/ speak / fundraise. In a policy that I can only interpret as weak on terrorism; these protestors are allowed to express their dissent in fenced off areas located miles from where you will be.
Strategies for Dealing with Teachers' Unions:
Targeted assassination of union leaders. You know where they live and work. Helicopter gunship strikes could take out the top rung of leadership in a matter of hours.
Missile strikes against activist teachers. The problem is that leadership does not exist in a vacuum and there would likely be candidates to replace the current union leaders by the time your forces had returned to their bases. A few missile attacks against known activist teachers in their classrooms would not only eliminate them but also send an unambiguous message to other potential radicals. Sure there could be some collateral damage, but has any Israeli leader ever lost an election over a few dead children? This would demonstrate to the electorate that you are a strong leader who takes all forms of terrorism seriously.
Strategies for dealing with Anti-Bush/Cheney Protestors:
Cluster bombing of protests. This seems like the most surgical way to eliminate a huge terrorist threat. Dissenters chose to join together in large identifiable groups. BAM!! You take them all out at once. No collateral damage to speak of. Even if a few bystanders get in the way or a few munitions go astray; we are talking about people living in cities like San Francisco and Seattle. Let's face it the big cities are incubators of anti-Bush/Cheney thought.
Targeted assassinations of the spiritual leaders of the protest movement. I think that a quick web search will identify the key spiritual leaders of the protest movement in the US. You could even start with the speakers on Alternative Radio and Democracy Now. Not all of the spiritual leaders are part of the liberal churches; some are part of the secular humanist movement that has taken over the universities in this country. These leaders foment the lais'ez faire attitude that pervades much of the urban Northeast and West Coast. The notion that dissent is acceptable is now widespread in many cities. You need to clamp down before it is too late. Potential terrorists roam our cities at will.
I think that this matter deserves your immediate attention. Swift and decisive action will help cement your reputation as a war president who is not afraid to take whatever action is needed to stamp out the scourge of terrorism. Of course, if the teachers' unions and anti-Bush/Cheney protestors were not terrorist groups this type of action would constitute the most horrendous form of a crime against humanity. But I am confident that your administration would not make charges as serious as this without solid intelligence backing, or for mere political gain.
Sincerely,
Nic
George W. BushThe White House1600 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington DC 20500
Mr. Bush:
Re: The WAR ON TERROR Inc.:
I know that you are a busy man, being a proud war president and having to go to all those fundraisers and photo ops, but if you would take a moment I think that there is one aspect of the WAR ON TERROR Inc. that is not getting enough attention. History has shown that ignoring terrorists only makes them bolder and allows them to act more audaciously. I know that you admire Israel and their effective approach in dealing with terrorism, so in that light I am proposing a WAR ON TERROR Inc. campaign for 2004 that focuses on the Fatherland.
Domestic Terrorist Groups Currently Ignored:
Your administration has identified two domestic terrorist groups that so far seem to have been ignored in your WAR ON TERROR Inc.
Teachers' Unions: Your Secretary of Education Rod Paige has said that teachers unions are terrorist organizations.
Anti Bush/Cheney Protestors: The secret service has determined that any citizen who protests against you or your policies is a potential terrorist and cannot stand within view of your motorcade or any location where you will be/ speak / fundraise. In a policy that I can only interpret as weak on terrorism; these protestors are allowed to express their dissent in fenced off areas located miles from where you will be.
Strategies for Dealing with Teachers' Unions:
Targeted assassination of union leaders. You know where they live and work. Helicopter gunship strikes could take out the top rung of leadership in a matter of hours.
Missile strikes against activist teachers. The problem is that leadership does not exist in a vacuum and there would likely be candidates to replace the current union leaders by the time your forces had returned to their bases. A few missile attacks against known activist teachers in their classrooms would not only eliminate them but also send an unambiguous message to other potential radicals. Sure there could be some collateral damage, but has any Israeli leader ever lost an election over a few dead children? This would demonstrate to the electorate that you are a strong leader who takes all forms of terrorism seriously.
Strategies for dealing with Anti-Bush/Cheney Protestors:
Cluster bombing of protests. This seems like the most surgical way to eliminate a huge terrorist threat. Dissenters chose to join together in large identifiable groups. BAM!! You take them all out at once. No collateral damage to speak of. Even if a few bystanders get in the way or a few munitions go astray; we are talking about people living in cities like San Francisco and Seattle. Let's face it the big cities are incubators of anti-Bush/Cheney thought.
Targeted assassinations of the spiritual leaders of the protest movement. I think that a quick web search will identify the key spiritual leaders of the protest movement in the US. You could even start with the speakers on Alternative Radio and Democracy Now. Not all of the spiritual leaders are part of the liberal churches; some are part of the secular humanist movement that has taken over the universities in this country. These leaders foment the lais'ez faire attitude that pervades much of the urban Northeast and West Coast. The notion that dissent is acceptable is now widespread in many cities. You need to clamp down before it is too late. Potential terrorists roam our cities at will.
I think that this matter deserves your immediate attention. Swift and decisive action will help cement your reputation as a war president who is not afraid to take whatever action is needed to stamp out the scourge of terrorism. Of course, if the teachers' unions and anti-Bush/Cheney protestors were not terrorist groups this type of action would constitute the most horrendous form of a crime against humanity. But I am confident that your administration would not make charges as serious as this without solid intelligence backing, or for mere political gain.
Sincerely,
Nic
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