Supreme Court Nomination

I seem to be striking out on my applications for big jobs this year. Here is the application I sent to our great leader on the very day that he nominated some ultra right-wing guy in a suit to replace Sandra Day:

Dear President Bush: I would like to put forward my name as a candidate for Supreme Court Justice. It appears that you are struggling to find the right person. I think that your staff who investigated Bernard Kerrick and the CIA investigators who warned us of the massive WMD stockpiles in Iraq in 2002 will find that I have impeccable conservative credentials.

Nic Rossouw
Seattle WA