waking cheney blues

i woke this morning thinking that dick "dick" cheney had made an unannounced visit to the green zone in seattle (also known as magnolia) and that secular humanist insurgents had launched a mortar attack from the unoccupied industrial territory of interbay while cheney and prominent local republicans like governor-in-delusion rossi gorged on spotted owl pate but the explosions only broke a few china plates and crystal goblets.