oh jason

how quickly the dashing bachelor from seattle
(well actually kirkland, but faking it in a rented houseboat on lake union for that episode)
jason mesnick
turned from romantic tragic hero
(although his tragic life seemed to consist of a divorce for unspecified reasons, and a brutal rejection by the bachelorette last year, hardly shakespearean woes)
into a scoundrel
we loved you jason
when you were all romantic
and making kissy face with all your gals
although decisiveness never seemed to be your strong point
so maybe we should not have been shocked
when you went from cary grant of the northwest
to the most hated man in TV land
oh how we love you jason
warts and all
although a week has gone by
and now we hardly remember you
when will the bachelorette be on the air
we can hardly wait