congressional hearings

dear congressman king, i am so glad that you are having insightful hearings into the very real threats against america in your Homeland Insecurity Committee.  i am just curious when you will be holding hearings into what has become the biggest threat to security and democracy in the USA, namely 'The Increasing Number of Douchebags in Congress and Particularly Those Chairing House Committees'?

i would love to testify during those hearings so give me a call.