question to mr cheney

27 june 2007

vice-president dick cheney
the secret bunker at
the white house
1600 pennsylvania avenue nw
washington, dc 20500

dear mr. vice-president, emperor of the universe and leader of the gods:

re: website error

it appears that there is an error in the whitehouse website, it lists the vice president’s office as part of the whitehouse and your email address is listed as vice_president@whitehouse.gov. how could this offense go unchallenged? any fool knows that you are a constitutional entity unto yourself and have nothing to do with the executive branch. please have this fixed as soon as possible lest some pesky citizen thinks you might be accountable to someone or have to follow the laws of us mere mortals. thank you for your merciless rule over us inferior beings.


nic rossouw