illegal immigration

judicial watch has started a campaign to try and shut down casa latina in seattle. judicial watch is an odd group, every once in a while i think they do some great work, but they are at their heart extremely right wing. here's their website: http://www.judicialwatch.org/about.shtml

here is the email i sent them:

dear judicial watch:

congratulations on your courageous and principled fight against illegal immigration. clearly it would be morally ambiguous to draw a line in the sands of time as to when you think illegal immigration started. i think the historical record is unambiguous that the first european settlers in jamestown etc were never sanctioned by the native people of the continent and were clearly illegal immigrants.

when your organization calls for legal charges against all illegal immigrants and their descendents and people whose immigration was only sanctioned by other illegal immigrants, i will happily join your campaign and accept my own deportation. until then i will fight against your every move of your uptight hypocritical blue suited butts.

nic rossouw

seattle wa

Giuliani responds to MoveOn.org

September 19, 2007

Giuliani greets former British Prime Minister Tony Blair in London Wednesday in a summit of white men in red ties with messianic fantasies.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani told CNN Wednesday that he welcomes attacks by al Qaeda and/or MoveOn.org on the US and US forces in Iraq and Afghanistan and Rudy Giuliani and predicted that continued attacks and video tapes from the group will likely raise his standing among Republican primary voters.

“Frankly, I wish al Qaeda/MoveOn.org satanic alliance would do several more terrorist attacks and/or commercials attacking me, because if they do it could get me nominated," Giuliani told CNN's John King in London. “They are not exactly the most popular group among Republicans.”
"They have spent $200 or $300 million killing US citizens and assassinating the character of Republican candidates, and the fact that they want to personally attack me is probably a badge of honor for me, and probably is going to jump me five points in the Republican primary," he added.

The presidential hopeful has been gleeful in exploiting the exposure he received during the aftermath of 9/11and often starts salivating during Republican Presidential debates when talking about the war in Iraq. Giuliani has been highly critical of MoveOn.org for publishing an ad in the New York Times last week questioning Gen. David Petraeus’ trustworthiness in reporting the latest conditions in Iraq and says they are clearly in an unholy alliance with the people who brought down the World Trade Centers, forcing him to single-handedly clean-up the debris.

MoveOn responded to the criticism with a television advertisement in Iowa — and nationally on CNN — condemning Giuliani for dropping out of the bipartisan Iraq Study Group last year, and alleging he opted instead to hit the high-priced speaking circuit.

In the interview with CNN, Giuliani defended his decision to leave the group charged by Congress to assess the United State's Iraq policy, saying he would "have totally lost millions of dollars if I'd wasted my time with those losers."


"The reason I didn't: I couldn't give the time to it, and secondly I knew that, ultimately I am a megalomaniac who could very well be running for president of the United States," Giuliani said. "[H]ad I stayed on that group, their report was put out just at the time I announced for president and it [would have been] totally politicized. It was a mistake to join in the first place."

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leave OJ alone

and how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of OJ
after all he's been through
he lost his memorabilia
he went through a divorce
he had two fucking kids
his wife turned out to be a murder victim, a cheater
and now he's busted for armed robbery
all you people care about is readers and making money off of him
he's a human

what you don't realize is that OJ's making you all this money
and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him
he hasn't killed anyone for years
his book would've been called "if i'd done it " for a reason
because all you people want is for him to do more more more more more
leave him alone
you're lucky he ever played ball for you bastards
leave OJ alone….please
sob
fred goldman talked about guilt
and said if OJ wasn't a psychopath he wouldn't have pulled a gun no matter what
speaking of guilt
who is guilty of publicly bashing someone who's going through a hard time?
leave OJ alone….pleeeease
sobs
leave OJ simpson alone right now
i mean it
anyone who has a problem with him
you deal with me because he's not well right now
sobs
wahhh haa haa
leave him alone

leave bush alone

and how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of bush
after all he's been through
he lost alberto
karl rove walked out on him
he had two fucking kids in college
his wife turned out to be smarter and more popular than him
and now he's going through a war in iraq
all you people care about is readers and making money off of him
he's a human

what you don't realize is that bush is making you all this money
and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him
he hasn't had a drink for years
his theme song is called "give me more" for a reason
because all you people want is more more more more more
leave him alone
you're lucky he's even president for you bastards
leave bush alone….please
sob
patrick leahy talked about competence
and said if bush was competent he wouldn't have invaded iraq no matter what
speaking of competence
when is it competent to publicly bash someone who's going through a hard time?
leave bush alone….pleeeease
sobs
leave george w bush alone right now
i mean it
anyone who has a problem with him
you deal with me because he's not well right now
sobs
wahhh haa haa
leave him alone

leave larry alone

and how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of larry
after all he's been through
he was arrested
he has a wide stance
he just wanted to suck a dick
his wife turned out to be a woman, with a vagina
and now he's trying to undo his guilty plea
all you people care about is readers and making money off of him
he's a human

what you don't realize is that larry's making you all this money
and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him
he hasn't performed fellatio for years
his song is called "give me more" for a reason
because all you people want is more more more more more
leave him alone
you're lucky he even tapped his foot for you bastards
leave larry alone….please
sob
the idaho press talked about innocence
and said if larry was innocent he wouldn't have pleaded guilty no matter what
speaking of innocent
when is it innocent to publicly bash someone who's going through a hard time?
leave larry alone….pleeeease
sobs
leave larry craig alone right now
i mean it
anyone who has a problem with him
you deal with me because he's not well right now
sobs
wahhh haa haa
leave him alone

leave britney alone

for those who have not seen the greatest piece of video on the web ever, here is the unedited version of leave britney alone: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1593269258302902626&q=leave+britney+alone&total=1639&start=30&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2
here is the text:
and how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of britney
after all she's been through
she lost her aunt
she went through a divorce
she had two fucking kids
her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater
and now she's going through a custody battle
all you people care about is readers and making money off of her
she's a human

what you don't realize is that britney's making you all this money
and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her
she hasn't performed on stage for years
her song is called "give me more" for a reason
because all you people want is more more more more more
leave her alone
you're lucky she even performed for you bastards
leave britney alone….please
sob
perez hilton talked about professionalism
and said if britney was a professional she would have pulled it off no matter what
speaking of professionalism
when is it professional to publicly bash someone who's going through a hard time?
leave britney alone….pleeeease
sobs
leave britney spears alone right now
i mean it
anyone who has a problem with her
you deal with me because she's not well right now
sobs
wahhh haa haa
leave her alone

presidential address

my fellow americans: i have finally realized that we are in the midst of an unmitigated and utter catastrophe in iraq. after an occupation of almost five years, hundreds of billions of dollars and tens of thousands of lives lost, the conditions on the ground remain significantly worse for iraqi citizens today than in the days before we invaded. i cannot unmake history, but i am going to try and right some of the errors and sins of my administration while i can. i have instructed vice-president dick cheney to resign effective immediately and am nominating senator chuck hagel to replace him. vice-president hagel will be in charge of middle east policy including the un-occupation of iraq. he will be free to suggest a replacement for condaleeza rice, who i fired this afternoon. i now realize that she was the most incompetent and inappropriate secretary of state in the history of the union.

once vice-president hagel is settled in, hopefully before december of 2007 i will be resigning from office. i intend to turn myself over to the war crimes court at the hague. as a christian i believe that we all need to take responsibility for and accept the consequences of our actions.

thank you all.

george w bush
1600 pennsylavia avenue
washington dc

i hereby un-resign

Republicans See Craig as a Model for Rescinding Resignations

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: September 6, 2007
Filed at 3:22 a.m. ET

WASHINGTON (AP) – Senator Larry Craig has become a model to a host of politicians and other public officials who have resigned in disgrace. Alberto Gonzalez was the first to step forward this week and announce that: "I have no recollection of having resigned, I am and will be the Attorney General until my dying day. The USA Patriot Act clearly spelled out that this is now a lifetime appointment". Not to be outdone Donald Rumsfeld called a press conference this afternoon to declare that he only ever declared an intention to resign and has actually been on a sabbatical. Rumsfeld intends to resume control of the War Department at the end of September.

Rumors are swirling around the halls of congress that disgraced Senator Bob Packwood (R) of Oregon is conferring with attorneys to see if he can resume office without the annoying formality of an election. Female senatorial aides have started resigning in anticipation of Senator "Goodhands" return to DC.

Perhaps the most startling development came from Yorba Linda California where the Nixon Library sent out a press release that indicates that President Nixon will be resuming office posthumously. Later in the day an attorney representing Mr. Nixon indicated that official tapes of Nixon's resignation speech clearly show that he never actually quit the presidency. "There is a short silence on the tape, which some people claim used to contain the words "I resign the presidency", but I defy those critics to show this in a court of law. Regardless, it is clear that President Nixon never abused the constitution in the way that the current occupant of the Whitehouse does on a daily basis. There is no way that the public would not welcome the return of Richard Nixon, alive or dead, to the presidency at this point". Reporters at the press conference mumbled their agreement and had no further questions. ●