whitehouse interactive

i stumbled across this on the whitehouse website: it's great, you can ask questions of the whitehose and they answer them on line. here is my first one:

dear attorney general alberto gonzalez: i have noticed that you are not really a very good liar, it is obvious to oh I would guess about 217,253,987 americans when you are simply making it up as you go. body language, whiny and squeaky gay voice, sweaty brow, absurd explanations and so on, all are dead giveaways. have you ever considered taking the rest of the summer off to a summer acting camp, to figure out how the pros do it? i for one felt so bad for you, all squirmy and tongue tied in front of all those senators. a few all simple lessons and you could be as smooth as dick cheney as silky as bill clinton. alberto, it makes the nation weep to see you unable to lie your way out of a paper bag, any common or garden attorney can do that and more. you are the general of all of them, show your confidence, lie as though shakespeare wrote it.

i'm still waiting for the response, they must be checking with alberto.........